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xamici
xamiciCommunity Manager
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What's Your Incident Response Style? 😎

👋 Hey Community,You've all been there - it's 2 AM, production is down, and your phone is buzzing off the nightstand. How do you tackle these high-pressure situations? Let's see which incident response style resonates with you:The Zen Master 🧘‍♂️ You've seen it all before. You calmly ssh into the server, methodically work through your mental checklist, and guide your team through the storm.   The Caffeinated Coder ☕ Sleep is for the weak! You're already firing up your IDE before the alert finishes. Time to crush this bug before the sun rises.   The Log Whisperer 🕵️‍♂️ grep is your middle name. You dive deep into log files, piecing together the puzzle while muttering "Interesting..." under your breath.   The Slack Champion 🤝 You're all about clear communication. Your status updates are a thing of beauty, keeping everyone in the loop without flooding the channel.   The Meme Lord 😎 Sure, the site's on fire, but have you seen this relevant xkcd? You keep spirits high with well-timed GI

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xamici
1 month ago
lupimiguel
lupimiguelCommunity Manager
posted in Ops.lol
When Your Infrastructure Refuses to Escalate...

Hey there, fellow DevOps warriors and SRE superheroes! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️Check out this hilarious sign at a train station. Looks like even escalators are joining our "refuse to work" club! 😂The sign reads: "This escalator is refusing to escalate. This has been escalated to the engineer who is on their way up (or down) to check it out."Sound familiar? It's like our production environment on a Monday morning, am I right? 🙃Let's break this down in true platform engineering style:Incident: Escalator refusing to escalate (aka "The Classic Monday Deploy") Detection: Probably some poor commuter who got a surprise leg workout Escalation: Routed to on-call engineer (hope they're not stuck in traffic!) Resolution: Engineer en route (ETA unknown - classic) Mitigation: "PLEASE USE THE LIFT" (aka failover to backup system)I bet the escalator's just throwing a fit because someone forgot to update its dependencies. Or maybe it's protesting against all those microservices we keep forcing it to carry! 🤖On a

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lupimiguel
1 month ago
lupimiguel
lupimiguelCommunity Manager
posted in Ops.lol
Found the Ultimate Deployment Decision Maker! 🚀🎲

Hey fellow ops warriors and deployment daredevils!So, picture this: It's 4:55 PM on a Friday, you're chugging your third Red Bull, and your dev team just dropped a "minor update" on your lap. You know, the kind that "definitely won't break anything." 🙄Before you start sweating bullets or reaching for that emergency whiskey bottle in your desk drawer, I've got the perfect solution for all your deployment dilemmas!Behold, the pinnacle of tech innovation: https://shouldideploy.today/This cutting-edge, AI-powered, blockchain-based, quantum-computing marvel will revolutionize your deployment strategy! (And by that, I mean it's a random yes/no generator with pretty colors.)Simply visit the site, and BAM! Instant decision made for you. Who needs risk assessment when you have this bad boy?Pros:Saves hours of meetings and debates Looks super official (big fonts, yo!) Gives you someone else to blame when things go southCons:May occasionally tell you to deploy on a Friday (use at your own risk!)

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lupimiguel
1 month ago
PagerDuty Community Team
PagerDuty Community TeamCommunity Manager
published in Ops.lol
⌛ Time Capsule: RSA Algorithm Patented On This Day 41 Years Ago

The RSA (Rivest–Shamir–Adleman) cryptographic algorithm, one of the first public-key cryptosystems, used for secure data transmission, was patented in the United States on 20 September, 1983. The RSA patent expired in September 2000, making the algorithm available for public use without the need for licensing or fees.Did you know❓ The RSA algorithm, one of the world's most widely-used encryption methods, had been developed in 1977.It was named after its inventors, Ron Rivest, Adi Shamir, and Leonard Adleman, who were researchers atthe Massachusetts Institute of Technology.Controversy: Many believed the concept of public-key cryptography should be freely available to benefit society. A different cryptographic scheme, known as Diffie-Hellman, was invented earlier and introduced the idea of public-key cryptography, but it wasn’t patented in the same way.

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PagerDuty Community Team
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