Hey there, fellow responders!

Check out this revolutionary new "serverless" data center I stumbled upon! 🤯

Behold the future of computing - it's so serverless, there aren't even any servers!

Gone are the days of pesky hardware, blinking lights, and that annoying hum of actual machines doing work. This next-gen facility is the epitome of low maintenance:

• No servers = No problems!
• Monitoring? More like "ignororing," am I right?
• Incident management? The only incident here is how much money we're saving!
• Site reliability? More like "sight reliability" - if you can't see any servers, they must be reliable!

Just imagine the peace of mind knowing your infrastructure is so cutting-edge, it doesn't even exist! No more 3 AM wake-up calls, no more capacity planning headaches, and definitely no more "have you tried turning it off and on again?"

The best part? It scales infinitely! Need more power? Just add more... nothing!

So come on down to the "No Server, No Cry" data center. Where the uptime is always 100%, because you can't have downtime if you don't have anything to go down!

Remember folks, in the world of serverless, the real servers were the friends we made along the way.